princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via 57680x)

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: thorki, via fake-mermaid)

The Infamous Middle Finger